A different kind of atheist

September 26, 2009

As I have mentioned, I do not believe in a god or gods. But that does not stop me from thinking about what-if scenarios in which a god might exist. Afterall, “The mark of an educated person is to be able to entertain the thought without accepting it.” So said Aristotle.

So, what if god came up to me and said, “Hey dude, it’s me god. Waz up?” Want to know what I would do? First, I would ask it prove that it was god. It would probably then do a simple trick like pulling a coin out from behind my ear. I would then kick in its nuts or whatever equivalent body part that I think represents its nuts and tell it, “Screw you liar, you are not god cuz god does not exist.” Any being that could allow all the shit that happens in the world to happen could not possibly be god.


Indeed! What is the point?

September 18, 2009

Hello, World!

September 18, 2009

I wanted to call this blog Waiting For God. But some idiot took it and is doing nothing with it. Oh well.

I wanted to call it that, not because I am religious, but it is also the name of a very funny British TV Show. Let’s see how long this blog really lasts, until I get bored with it, or run out things to say, or when I am dead and happy.

Here is some more info about me, which should give you some idea whether I am your kind of guy… or girl… I am not telling. You decide.

Name: Why do you care?
Sex: Again, why do you care?
Location: Planet Earth.
Age: Depends on when you ask.
Religion: Devout Atheist.
Political Leaning: Very liberal, but not the snobby, holier than thou kind. I am the self-loathing kind of liberal.
Biggest Failure: Being born.
Highest Achievemnet: My death. I have not accomplished this yet, but I will… soon enough.

Don’t worry, I am not suicidal. I tried that a few times but after failing miserably, I decided suicide is for losers. Not that I wouldn’t mind getting hit by a bus or something.

Why do I feel this way? I am not depsressed. I am ashamed. I am ashamed of being human. If I had a choice, I would rather not have been born.

….damn! I was gonna say something else but I forgot. Maybe I will remember and post it next time.